PLAYOFF
SEASON
2025
Champion
Aziz (Fourth and Bald)
The Coronation of the New Guy
A new manager named Aziz Salem walked into a league with two years of established hierarchy, drafted a team called Fourth and Bald, fleeced the two-time defending champion out of Malik Nabers in Week 2, and won the whole thing. From the 6-seed. Let me repeat that: the NEW GUY took a MID-SEED and a trade-deadline heist all the way to the title, beating Mohammad's Dolphins in the final. Adil's threepeat dreams died by his own trade finger. Talkin Tua Teenager (Adil, 10-4) won the regular season and got nothing. Yousef made the playoffs again and won nothing, again. And Zaid went 5-9. Again. Some things in this league are apparently load-bearing.
Final Standings
| Finish | Team | Record | Seed | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Aziz (Fourth and Bald) | 7-7 | 6 | 1811 | 1589 |
| 2 |  Okashah (Mohammad's Dolphins Team) | 8-6 | 5 | 1591 | 1540 |
| 3 |  Adil (Talkin Tua Teenager) | 10-4 | 1 | 1861 | 1665 |
| 4 |  Tarick (Shia Killer) | 7-7 | 7 | 1684 | 1742 |
| 5 |  Omar A. (MARLBURROW REDS) | 8-6 | 2 | 1803 | 1755 |
| 6 |  Karim (Band$ Emeka Dance) | 8-6 | 4 | 1615 | 1713 |
| 7 |  Yousef (Drake and Josh) | 8-6 | 3 | 1786 | 1662 |
| 8 |  Ahmad (Juicy Lucy) | 6-8 | 10 | 1557 | 1584 |
| 9 |  Omar H. (Follicle Failure) | 4-10 | 12 | 1526 | 1739 |
| 10 |  Zaid (Milk Nabers) | 5-9 | 11 | 1615 | 1824 |
| 11 |  Mustafa (Forbes 30 Under 5'5) | 6-8 | 9 | 1639 | 1682 |
| 12 |  Issa (Shamjesus) | 7-7 | 8 | 1617 | 1609 |