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POWER RANKINGS · WEEK 6

Computed cold from the 2026 season as it happens: record, all-play strength, and points scored, re-ranked after every week's games. Arrows measure movement from last week. The blurbs are the booth's. The math has no feelings; the booth compensates.

1—
Aziz
(To Infinity and Bijan) · 4-2 · 865.5 PF · The Coward

Aziz sits first at 4-2. Every other manager is officially playing for second until further notice.

2—
Mustafa
(Waiver Sniper) · 5-1 · 784.2 PF · Cellar Dweller

Mustafa stays put at 2. handling Omar 117.7-93.9, and the needle declined to move.

3▲2
Yousef
(Black Ts) · 4-2 · 775.4 PF · The Fraud King

Yousef rises to 3 on the strength of detonating 138.9 on Ahmad. Enjoy the altitude; the air is thin and the schedule is patient.

4—
Omar H.
(The Milkman) · 4-2 · 762.4 PF · The Milkman

Omar holds at 4 after handling Karim 125.7-115.6. Steady. Boring. Fine.

5▼2
Karim
(I LaPorted the Nabers) · 3-3 · 797.7 PF · Certified Fraud

Falls to 5 after dropping one to Omar, 125.7-115.6. Somewhere, a bench player scored more.

6▲1
Adil
(Talkin Tua Teenager) · 4-2 · 750.1 PF · Waiver Bridesmaid

Adil rises to 6 on the strength of handling Aziz 142.6-122.0. Enjoy the altitude; the air is thin and the schedule is patient.

7▼1
Omar A.
(CRASHEE RICE) · 3-3 · 724.5 PF · Asleep at the Wheel

Down to 7. dropping one to Mustafa, 117.7-93.9 is the kind of thing that gets a film session scheduled.

8—
Issa
(Shamjesus) · 3-3 · 665.1 PF · The Skid

Issa stays put at 8. dropping one to Zaid, 108.7-79.7, and the needle declined to move.

9—
Ahmad
(Raventus) · 2-4 · 695.0 PF · Bench Warmer General

Ahmad stays put at 9. getting buried by Yousef, 138.9-81.0, and the needle declined to move.

10▲1
Zaid
(Palestony Soprano) · 2-4 · 608.1 PF · Target Practice

A climb to 10 after handling Issa 108.7-79.7. The film room clapped. Once.

11▼1
Okashah
(Mohammad's Dolphins Team) · 1-5 · 658.0 PF · Free Fall

Falls to 11 after losing to Tarick by a cruel 3.7. Somewhere, a bench player scored more.

12—
Tarick
(Shia Killer) · 1-5 · 607.6 PF · The Hater

Twelfth: Tarick, 1-5. The Napkin T-Shirt Challenge has posted its early favorite.

Rankings recompute automatically every Tuesday morning after the week finalizes. The formula: 45% record, 35% all-play, 20% points scored. Complaints about the formula are complaints about your roster.