MANAGER FILE
Ahmad Saifi
(Juicy Lucy) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025
Signature Superlative
The Closer
5-game win streak
Court-Ordered Superlative
Bench Warmer General
1025 points left on the bench
All-Time Record
19-23
Win Pct
.452
Playoff Record
1-1
Title Game Trips
0
Championships
0
Best / Worst Finish
3rd / 8th
Longest Win Streak
5
Longest Skid
5
Points / Season
1637
Points Against / Szn
1661
Wins vs. Deserved
+0.1
Pts Left on Bench
1025
Perfect Lineups
4
Draft Strategy
Onesie Truther
Biggest Rival
Adil
1-4 all-time · the one matchup that keeps the film room dark.
Certified Lil Bro
Tarick
5-0 all-time · beaten so often it's basically a standing appointment.