THE ROSTER
MANAGERS
Fourteen managers have passed through this league. Twelve remain. Every file is open.
Adil
(Talkin Tua Teenager) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026
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Ring Collector2 championships (2023, 2024)
Waiver Bridesmaid24 failed waiver claims
All-time 31-17Draft style: Balanced
Aziz Salem
(To Infinity and Bijan) · in league 2025, 2026
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The New KingWon the 2025 championship in his first season, from the 6-seed
The Coward36 trades declined
All-time 11-9Draft style: Chaotic Neutral
Yousef Rassas
(Black Ts) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026
Big Game Hunter1 title game trip (2023)
The Fraud King1-3 playoff record on three straight playoff berths
All-time 34-14Draft style: Balanced
Issa Ali
(Shamjesus) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026
The Winner25-23 all-time
The Skid7-game losing streak
All-time 25-23Draft style: Balanced
Okashah
(Mohammad's Dolphins Team) · in league 2024, 2025, 2026
December Assassin4-2 playoff record
Free Fall-7 wins, 2025→2026
All-time 17-17Draft style: Chaotic Neutral
Karim Rassas
(I LaPorted the Nabers) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026
Wire Fox53 waiver claims won
Certified Fraud+3.2 wins above deserved
All-time 23-25Draft style: Balanced
Omar Ali
(CRASHEE RICE) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026
The Uncrowned24.3 deserved wins, 20 actual: the most robbed manager in league history
Asleep at the WheelBenched DJ Moore's 49.0, started James Conner's 4.6 (2023, Wk 5)
All-time 23-25Draft style: Balanced
Mustafa Mohammad
(Waiver Sniper) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026
Clutch Gene5-3 in one-score games
Cellar Dwellerleague-recognized last place, 2024
All-time 23-25Draft style: Onesie Truther
Omar Hasan
(The Milkman) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026
Perfect Lineup Club14 perfect lineup weeks
The MilkmanRan the 2025 Milk Mile. 30 laps, 4 drinks, zero dignity.
All-time 21-27Draft style: Balanced
Ahmad Saifi
(Raventus) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026
The Closer5-game win streak
Bench Warmer General1106 points left on the bench
All-time 21-27Draft style: Chaotic Neutral
Zaid Dabus
(Palestony Soprano) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026
Steady Hand±18.9 weekly swing, the league's most consistent
Target Practice1,824 points against in 2025 — the most any team has ever faced in a single season
All-time 21-27Draft style: Balanced
Tarick
(Shia Killer) · in league 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026
The Leap+4 wins, 2023→2024
The Hater13 vetoes cast
All-time 18-30Draft style: Balanced
Hamed Eljabali(RIP 💀)
(fantasy sucks) · in league 2023
Playoff Regular1/1 playoff trips
The Rollercoaster±27.8 weekly swing, pure chaos
All-time 7-7Draft style: Balanced
Adel Haque(RIP 💀)
(Be my Jaan Robinson) · in league 2023, 2024
The Flamethrower1652 points per season
Choke Artist0-4 in one-score games
All-time 13-15Draft style: Chaotic Neutral